One woman. Ten years of swiping.

1,000 first dates.

This is one ride you won’t want to miss… unless you’re into dating a guy who thinks
wearing socks with sandals is a power move.

"Adelaide's very own Carrie Bradshaw" - Emma G, Radio Host

Resident Dating Guru on SAFM 107.1 Breakfast show with Bernie & Emma G

"Adelaide's very own Carrie Bradshaw" - Emma G, Radio Host Resident Dating Guru on SAFM 107.1 Breakfast show with Bernie & Emma G

New stories will be released after featured on SAFM 107.1

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Learn how Emma G and I met, and my recommendation for modern dating

  • The Gardener

    A spunky gardener hosing more than just the plants.

  • Dark Delusion

    A diwine intervention, with secrets and spirits a plenty (too many!).

  • Bad Boy Abroad

    There’s nothing like a colourful past and a fetish to make you run for the door.

  • The Man Child

    Talk about a dating trifecta... A ‘musician’, a man cave and a metro card.

  • Big Shock, Big Top

    A circus performer, trying to convince me to join a very ‘unconventional’ act.

  • Escape Room Realisation

    It took an Escape Room for the red flags to finally surface.

  • Fast Food-Slow Learner

    Nothing says 'romance' like a greasy burger and a side of regret.

  • Harvey Weinstein 2.0

    A man who thinks he is so smooth that his sleazy tricks will work (eye roll).

  • Park Serenade

    A perfect date in the park, singing sweetly... until I heard the lyrics.

  • Pretty in Pink

    A man who definitely doesn’t believe in typical gender roles.

  • The Ultimate Swiper

    Strong opinions and strong pockets - a man and his favourite jacket.

  • Weapons & Weirdness

    Questionable attire, a mysterious past, and a very unsettling view of 'essentials'.

‘Top 5’ series - Tiny Tales

  • The top 5 worst first-date comments

  • The top 5 red flags when swiping

  • The top 5 worst first-date moments

  • The top 5 weirdest sexy moments

Stories that are a little less, ahem, PG…

  • Mr Baby Leg

    A man with a big heart and an even bigger... ahem, personality.

  • Not once, but twice

    A proposed standard pizza night in… with far too many servings.

  • 'Ten Dollar Tim'

    A birthday date disaster with the heir to a family fortune.

  • The Spread and Dive

    From smoke to poke, an interesting night to remember.